This Book Loves You
This Book Loves You has something for everyone—or at least everyone willing to give up and stop caring. If all else fails, remember: "Don’t be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza."
Ah Pewds. You blonde-haired, blue-eyed Scandinavian Aryan lunkhead, you.I'll admit, as the oldest member of the Bro-fist army of 9-year-olds, I wasn't there in the beginning when you were just one of countless gamers making low-effort content on Youtube, reacting to game play mainly by shouting and screaming like an idiot. But some time in 2014 I became aware of you, and by 2015 I was watching. And, I've been watching, on and off, ever since, as your content evolved from game reaction to
Sarcastic, mindless humor... weird art, photos and random stuff... "Don't be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza." Can't argue with that!
Half of me thinks that this is going to be serious deep quotes and the other half of me thinks it's all going to be sarcastic HAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, it's going to be fabulous.
Lives will change.Hairs will stand. Ovaries will burst open. Awkward liquids will flow. Are you ready?YES MY BODY IS READYUPD: I know if I ever read this, I most probably give it a low rating. I am a bro, but this... this is not a book. I just can't help my mind from going "he did this for money".
Alright look I don't really know who this guy is. I'm vaguely aware of him the way I'm vaguely aware of things like the Paleo diet. Like I know they're both things in the world that other people think are amazing but I have no idea how they work or why you'd want to spend time on them.So I guess this jackass makes Youtube videos of himself playing video games? And people watch that? And he was racist that one time? And somehow he made 3.5 million dollars last year? Excuse me for a minute it
This is the most expensive toilet paper I've ever seen.
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Paperback | Pages: 240 pages Rating: 3.85 | 5491 Users | 712 Reviews
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Original Title: | This Book Loves You |
ISBN: | 1101999047 (ISBN13: 9781101999042) |
Edition Language: | English |
Literary Awards: | Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Humor (2015) |
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This Book Loves You by PewDiePie is a collection of beautifully illustrated inspirational sayings by which you should live your life. If you follow each and every one, your life will become easier, more fabulous, more rewarding. Imagine what a chilled-out and wonderful human being people would think you were if you lived by the simple principle "You can never fail if you never try." Your wasted life would be an inspiration to others. Think of all the pointless, unhappy striving you could simply give up. Throw away that guitar! Give up on your dreams! Embrace your astounding mediocrity.This Book Loves You has something for everyone—or at least everyone willing to give up and stop caring. If all else fails, remember: "Don’t be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza."
Point About Books This Book Loves You
Title | : | This Book Loves You |
Author | : | PewDiePie |
Book Format | : | Paperback |
Book Edition | : | Deluxe Edition |
Pages | : | Pages: 240 pages |
Published | : | October 20th 2015 by Razorbill |
Categories | : | Humor. Nonfiction |
Rating About Books This Book Loves You
Ratings: 3.85 From 5491 Users | 712 ReviewsCommentary About Books This Book Loves You
PewDiePie is cute but what the DUCK is this book?!Ah Pewds. You blonde-haired, blue-eyed Scandinavian Aryan lunkhead, you.I'll admit, as the oldest member of the Bro-fist army of 9-year-olds, I wasn't there in the beginning when you were just one of countless gamers making low-effort content on Youtube, reacting to game play mainly by shouting and screaming like an idiot. But some time in 2014 I became aware of you, and by 2015 I was watching. And, I've been watching, on and off, ever since, as your content evolved from game reaction to
Sarcastic, mindless humor... weird art, photos and random stuff... "Don't be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza." Can't argue with that!
Half of me thinks that this is going to be serious deep quotes and the other half of me thinks it's all going to be sarcastic HAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, it's going to be fabulous.
Lives will change.Hairs will stand. Ovaries will burst open. Awkward liquids will flow. Are you ready?YES MY BODY IS READYUPD: I know if I ever read this, I most probably give it a low rating. I am a bro, but this... this is not a book. I just can't help my mind from going "he did this for money".
Alright look I don't really know who this guy is. I'm vaguely aware of him the way I'm vaguely aware of things like the Paleo diet. Like I know they're both things in the world that other people think are amazing but I have no idea how they work or why you'd want to spend time on them.So I guess this jackass makes Youtube videos of himself playing video games? And people watch that? And he was racist that one time? And somehow he made 3.5 million dollars last year? Excuse me for a minute it
This is the most expensive toilet paper I've ever seen.
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