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Title	:	The Princess & the Penis
Author	:	R.J. Silver
Book Format	:	Kindle Edition
Book Edition	:	Special Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 33 pages
Published	:	September 21st 2011 (first published December 6th 2010)
Categories	:	Fantasy. Humor. Romance. Short Stories. Fiction

The Princess & the Penis

R.J. Silver

Kindle Edition | Pages: 33 pages

Rating: 3.65 | 2028 Users | 620 Reviews

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An innocent and beautiful princess, her father, the king, is determined to keep her pure until he can get a handsome husband for her, a queen who is just an adjunct to her husband, two aged aunts and a frog. It sounds like every pantomime you ever went to as a kid, right? (Unless you are American and missed out on these) Or perhaps every fairy story you ever read?

The handsome prince turns out to be like the one in Shrek, full of himself, the frog when kissed turns into the true prince who is as good as he is handsome. The two aged aunts are just like pantomime dames, salacious and witty. But the frog is a penis, a disembodied penis until kissed and then it becomes Prince Longwood of Schlongdia. The "innocent" princess and the prince get married and live happily ever after, and are very well-rested needing at least three naps a day.

BUT, this is also social commentary on the ridiculousness of what we call innocence. What has innocence, meaning not guilty, got to do with ignorance of sex? Why would we want to keep a teenage girl ignorant of it, why would we not want her to have the pleasure of it? (She's going to anyway, so why instill guilt?) It is, the author says, because men want to think that their penis is the biggest and preferably the only one she has ever seen - and will see (so she can't compare!). Why is sex such a big taboo that only grown-ups, married ones at that, are allowed to discuss it and then only using euphemisms?

The moral of this story seems to be, there's nothing like a nice big dick to keep a girl happy, and it's even better when attached to a man. Read it free here   Pic of disembodied 'penis' (view spoiler)[AKA geoduck clam (hide spoiler)].

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Edition Language:	English
Characters:	Princess Amalia
Setting:	Kingdom of Westwich

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Ratings: 3.65 From 2028 Users | 620 Reviews

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This got me snickering!!!This story is a naughty twist to your childhood fairy tale. But all of the fairy tale elements are there: a princess, strict kings, princes, naughty aunts, curses, wizards, etc...Reading this was so much fun! It was PUNny, ridiculous, and hilarious ! Great to read when you want to kill time.RECOMMENDED! 4.25 NAUGHTY FAIRY TALE STARS! YOU CAN READ IT FOR FREE ON SMASHWORDS: https://www.smashwords.com/extreader/...

A funny little story, a reinterpretation of The Princess and the Frog. Instead of a frog there is a disembodied penis that needs to be loved. I read it like a cautionary tale against sex being considered a taboo Subject by parents. Sex is an important subject that needs to be discussed with our children. They will all have sex sooner or later, probably sooner in this fast-forward world so it is better to hear the right information firstly from the people that should love them most.

Instagram || Twitter || Facebook || Amazon || PinterestSo many of my friends have read this book. It was quite the sensation when it first came out, with people going, "Look at this...omg...is it for real?" A lot of books have that effect on people, but in the reviews, my friends were giving this book fairly high ratings and saying it was so much more than it seemed. "Not smut," they said, "but actually quite clever and witty."...Witty, you say? Tell me more.But no, you all had to be so danged

It all started with a lump in my rump. If youre thinking this is a naughty retelling of the famous fairytale The Princess and the Pea, youd be absolutely correct. Princess Amalia is beautiful, kind and has been kept completely in the dark with regards to anything having to do with sex. That means this storys all kinds of fun to read! Last night, I felt it to see what it might be, and it began to grow. In fact, the more I felt it, the more it grew, until it assumed a most peculiar shape.What

An innocent and beautiful princess, her father, the king, is determined to keep her pure until he can get a handsome husband for her, a queen who is just an adjunct to her husband, two aged aunts and a frog. It sounds like every pantomime you ever went to as a kid, right? (Unless you are American and missed out on these) Or perhaps every fairy story you ever read?The handsome prince turns out to be like the one in Shrek, full of himself, the frog when kissed turns into the true prince who is as

Well, it was long and hard like this, except much thicker. And it was bigger at the top, like a mushroom. And here, at the bottom, it had two large apples, one on either side.Lol! What a funny book. I really enjoyed it. It was short and fun.

Guys, I'm giving a book named "The Princess & the Penis" four stars...The Princess & the Penis...The Princess & the Penis...AND THE PENIS Oh my god... An educational fairytale about a Princess and a Phantom Phallus The Princess has lived in ignorance her whole life saving her body and soul for the chosen one, a handsome and conveniently rich Prince who'll save the poor Kingdom. One day, the princess starts complaining about something visiting her every night and both the King and